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It’s not every day the “Johnny Just Come” of the big screen decides to leave the party before the cake is even cut. I woke up this Tuesday to the kind of news that makes you want to double-check your internet connection, hoping for a glitch or a cruel prank. But as the headlines from […]

We’ve all been there. It starts with a simple “Come on, it’ll be fun,” and ends with you questioning every life choice you’ve made since the third grade. Whether it’s that third shot of questionable tequila or agreeing to help someone move a piano to a fifth-floor walk-up, the aftermath is always the same: a […]

​We appeal to the general public to assist in locating Eunice Ameh, who has been reported missing in Abuja. She was last seen at around 5:40 pm on the 6th of May, 2026, after close of work, at Lake Chad Crescent, Maitama, Abuja headed to life-camp. If anyone has any information, regardless of how minor […]

Look, we’ve all been there—standing in the metaphorical checkout line of life, staring at a row of “Prefab Jesuses” on the shelf, wondering if any of them actually come with batteries included. But then DESU TAEM drops a track like “(About Your Faith…) Prefab Jesus,” and suddenly, the existential dread has a beat you can […]