Bitch Donât KALE My Vibe: INFO Drops a Hilarious Vegan Diss Track with a Twist
Ever felt judged by a vegan just because you enjoy the occasional burger? INFOâs latest track, âBitch Donât KALE My Vibe,â takes that experience and turns it into a playful, comedic diss track thatâs as catchy as it is clever. Complete with laid-back vibes, witty wordplay, and a side of humor, the song flips the judgmental âkale supremacyâ culture on its head. And just when you think it canât get wilderâINFO hits listeners with a music video featuring a vegan zombie apocalypse. Yes, the video sees zombies roaming the streets, but instead of brains, these undead are hungry for tofu and kale. Watch the hilarious chaos unfold here: https://youtu.be/ZeS4gLHxQp0.
Behind INFOâs witty music lies a story of struggle and transformation. Growing up in Manchester, life wasnât easy. His mother passed away from cancer, and INFO had to step into a full-time carer role for his mentally ill father. Money was tightâbeans on toast became a staple, and cold baths were a norm. But INFOâs story didnât end there. Through sheer will and hustle, he turned things around. Today, he travels the world, from the depths of Amazon Peru to the coasts of Australia, not just for inspiration but to support grassroots charities. INFOâs proudest achievement? Paying off his fatherâs mortgage and giving him a well-earned retirement. His music reflects his experiencesâa unique blend of hip-hop, flamenco guitar, conscious rap, and spoken-word poetry.
INFOâs light-hearted diss track has caught the attention of critics. Mr. Benjamins from ThisIsHipHopHQ gave it glowing praise: âYouâve created a fantastic song that really resonates. I love your energy, passion, and charismaâit reminds me of Tokenâs music. Your style is refreshing and engaging, making it easy for listeners to connect with what youâre presenting.â âWhat really stands out is how perfectly you sync with the beat. Your calm, laid-back, and hypnotizing vocals kept me nodding along to every tune. Itâs impressive how effortlessly you deliver your lines, making the listening experience feel smooth and captivating.â Benjamins wrapped up his review with a 10/10 rating, praising INFOâs charisma and smooth delivery.
Though âBitch Donât KALE My Vibeâ pokes fun at vegans, itâs not just a joke trackâitâs a testament to INFOâs creative genius. Using humor and light-hearted criticism, INFO reminds us that we can handle differences with a laugh instead of tension. Whether youâre vegan, vegetarian, or a devoted carnivore, youâll find something to enjoy in this playful take on lifestyle debates. INFOâs relaxed flow and witty punchlines, mixed with flamenco rhythms, create a sound thatâs easy to vibe withâmaking the track both hilarious and hypnotic.
As INFO continues to travel, make music, and give back, itâs clear his journey is far from over. He has proven that hip-hop isnât just about beats and barsâitâs about storytelling, personal growth, and social impact. If youâre an aspiring artist, INFOâs success story is a reminder that you, too, can rise above struggles and make an impact through your craft. Artists are encouraged to submit their tracks to ThisIsHipHopHQ for a chance to get reviewed just like INFO. Who knows? You could be the next viral sensation.
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Quiz: How Well Do You Know âBitch Donât KALE My Vibeâ?
- Whatâs the central theme of INFOâs song?
- How did INFOâs upbringing shape his music?
- Which musical styles does INFO blend in his songs?
- What rating did Mr. Benjamins give the track?
- Where can artists submit their songs for a review?
So, what are you waiting for? Tune in to âBitch Donât KALE My Vibe,â enjoy the vegan-zombie apocalypse, and let INFOâs journey inspire you to laugh through the challenges. Because letâs be realâwhether itâs beef or broccoli, we could all use a little less judgment and a lot more fun.





